I'm looking for a friendship based on high melting points with a metal that has a wild side of course, but not to the point where they're so radioactive that my balls shrivel up inside of me and I die from cancer in 4 years possibly...kind of in a cool way, but I would rather forge them into a structure first instead. I have two tickets to to the Maryland Ironworker's Convention and I like to go to shows. I have a huge collection of girl black, white, cuban and asian only real metal please. Tungsten not accepted on account of being a faggot.

first

buhgawd

what's a girl?

not here

Eh, it's boring being iron and steel when you get down to getting down, because diamonds get all the pussy...

Carbon motherfuckers.

Although it was funny, tungsten is the hardest metal.

Tungsten's also a huge faggot.

That's ironic, considering how much women generally dig the tungsten.

Bismuth FTW: non-tox and packs a whallop.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tungsten ain't no faggot. You must be thinking of wolfram.

Borium

BAUXITE UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER