...Somehow seems more pathetic than just drinking alone. Kill me.

Amen.

Also, Christmas music is the perfect soundtrack for jumping off a bridge. TRUE FACT.

You should respect your true love of RTTP.

And Alcohol.

Especially Alcohol.


In fact, forget RTTP

Alcohol: the REAL American hero.

knowing is half the battle


the other half is alcohol

this thread is realist.

how did I miss this? oh yeah, cooking.

Fuck cooking. The man behind the bar brings delicious vittles.

well, I'm drinking vodka and ice.

Have many.

don't mind if I do..

Fry: Hey, whatcha watching?

Leela: Is that a cooking show?

Bender: [turns off the TV] No, of course not. It was... uh... porno. Yeah, that's it.

Leela: [turns the TV back on] Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute.

Bender: Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.

Fry: It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.

Bender: [sotto voce] Pansy.

A+ for use of "sotto voce"