http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7569841.html

Quasi-repost. Blow me.

I hope he suffered immensely only to end up in Limbo with all the unbaptised faggot babies and his cries to his faggot messiah were mocked by demons with tiny but furious erections who masturbate on his wounds and torment him with caustic semen.

I have got to take away your ability to post news.

5 bucks says he whacked it with the holes in his hands before signing off. DIY pocket pussy ist kriestlike

Code it, F-word N-word P-word H-word

This is more accurately olds, not news.

personally, I think he should be applauded, not denounced. if only more christians would follow his fine example, we could get this Rapture looting on for real.

Boner for the rapture! I've got four supersoaker tanks filled with steamy pisssss just for the occasion

I posted this last week but not nearly as...eloquently..

Crucifixion is a really negative way to kill yourself man, I've tried it before loads of times, there's no way you can hammer in the last nail.

That's why you pre-drill your wrists