The little lights on this antiquated peice of garbage flash with every little fucking repetitive pop sound ratatatatata ratata ratatatatatatatatatatat FUCK YOU. I want an asteroid to come from the sky like the hand of God and destroy this shitty place and the entire crappy city!

Computer tower?

That's like a laptop, but in pog form.

i remember when i used to make these things...

the masturbatorium?

Machines don't make noise when they're off, silly.

Well this one does. Must be some sort of fucktard poltergeist.

hahah i totally destroyed one of these things trying to bring it in a box truck across the state. WHOOPS.

the 'bation station

lol, we used to sell these things for like $5,000/cabinet.....next time order the seismic ones, those things are fucking bombproof.

APC or GTFO.

Sweet rackmount bro.