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New site? Maybe some day.
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Should have been marked news! |
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Should have been marked OLD news! |
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I saw that buttdart yesterday. |
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this is easily the biggest pile of bullshit in one article ever written. Even the picture is laughable, Kim would never be at the front of the stage...she only hangs out in the back so she can quietly judge the bands LITERALLY behind their backs as they play....
LOL. |
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I got this article sent to me a ton of times. |
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MUSIC is what makes a person someone I can like, totally relate to, bro. |
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Can't she just write about how cool and connected she is without trying to dress it up like it's journalism? "I'm Kim Kelly and I Know Bands" would be a workable title for any one of her interchangeable puff pieces. |
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her articles all should just read like this: "My name is Kim Kelly, I own Graveland's In the Glare of Burning Churches on blood-red wax (a limited edition of 666). therefore I think I am better than you. My list of names to drop reads like a Steven King novel, worship my tard hand" |
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I chuckled about the title. |
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When she started listing off her friends and their occupations I had to skip to the next paragraph. Just a terrible writer. In the year 2012 do we really need to prove that people who listen to metal have jobs? She obviously likes to think she's part of some special minority group that she has to defend to the outside world. |
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I just openned up the MDF program I got yesterday and guess who wrote the forward. UGGGGGHHHHH!!! Stop calling metal fans heshers then getting mad about metal stereotypes in articles. |
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Is she in a band or is she just a merch girl? Because talking about "the bands she tours with" is kinda misleading |
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she's a glorified groupie posing as a writer. goof finger hand jobs for all |
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Kim Kelly as a child
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I'm writing this piece for NPR, and just got a massive tattoo of a goat's head on my right arm in tribute to Swedish black metal gods Bathory. |
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man, i really wanted to dislike robin williams based on some of her articles. met her in february and was expecting a bunch of name dropping and record-referencing and stuck up fake cool. but honestly, she was actually just kinda normal. and really nice. even when drunk OP kept trying to hold her gimpy hand and hi-five her all night she took it in stride and thought it was funny. confused by the whole situation. |
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the npr thing was awful though. |
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even when drunk OP kept trying to hold her gimpy hand and hi-five her all night |
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Stop calling metal fans heshers then getting mad about metal stereotypes in articles. |
You gotta remember this is the same person that wrote a big rant on how it's no big deal just because chicks play in metal bands, then she interviews Liz Buckingham and only asks questions about being a chick in a metal band.
I'm in no position to critique her writing though, as mine is total ass. I just thought that whole women in metal thing was a bit funny. |
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She also gets mad when people portray female metal fans as sexual objects but brags about going to strip clubs with bands on Twitter. She's just idiot. |
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You idiots still have nothing better to do? You're still offended that someone with a vagina might like the same bands you do? Or that people are interested in what I have to say and write, while no one cares about your stupid site.
And Reverend, I thought you assured me there would be no more posts with my name in them on your stupid site full of teenage morons? |
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You idiots still have nothing better to do? You're still offended that someone with a vagina might like the same bands you do? Or that people are interested in what I have to say and write, while no one cares about your stupid site.
And Reverend, I thought you assured me there would be no more posts with my name in them on your stupid site full of teenage morons? |
You lurk? |
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Have never talked to. And you are wrong about the facts. |
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1) Study the music industry in college
2) Start or write for a million metal blogs
3) Convince bands to hire you for publicity
4) Write extremely positive reviews of said bands albums
5) Write puffy stories for NPR making metal more accessible to trustafarians and soccer moms
6) Profit |
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"You can get Amebix lyrics tattooed on your neck and still know all the words to Loretta Lynn's "Coal Miner's Daughter."
Translated: "Me me me me me me me MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" |
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I just dont like the fact that people have to go around publically defending metal. Anyone who has been doing this their whole life should have accepted a long time ago that regular people dont like us and as far as Im concerned, thats fine with me. |
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I just dont like the fact that people have to go around publically defending metal. Anyone who has been doing this their whole life should have accepted a long time ago that regular people dont like us and as far as Im concerned, thats fine with me. |
Backed! |
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I just dont like the fact that people have to go around publically defending metal. Anyone who has been doing this for eight months knows we need to overcome the general intolerance for and lack of understanding metal by the general pubic. |
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I just dont like the fact that people have to go around publically defending metal. TITS OR GTFO! |
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I just dont like the fact that people have to go around publically defending metal. OPERATE A WIND INSTRUMENT OR GTFO! |
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What's the deal with her ripping on lacrosse right off the bat. The sport is violent and fucking chaotic. The only other metalheads I knew growing up were on my lacrosse team. Stupid lefty sports hating fucktard. |
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::Sniff:: ::sniff:: troll identified. |
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Eagerly awaiting the follow-up, "Every Metalhead Poops". |
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I've shit 3 times already today. Each defecation event was less annoying and more interesting than Robin Williams' literary attempts. |
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Where did the Robin Williams thing come from? |
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Where did the Robin Williams thing come from? |
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That article was annoying. Robin Williams is to "metal journalism" as Rick Reilly is to "sports journalism," all fluff, no substance. |
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I like the part how Black Tusk has common man jobs, the difference is that they're well read, terribly. Most bands listed dont even tour henceforth can afford to keep said fancy job. Next time focus on the fact that all musicians are classic venture capitalists and small business owners; keep fluff out of metal and keep the interest of the people as staple on NPR, as opposed to this inside track nonsense. |
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Where did the Robin Williams thing come from? |
I heard the story of why her name was changed to Robin William Saturday night. The Rev said “I don't know". |
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I heard the story when it happened... CUZ I WAS THERE |
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I can't wait for the movie of the story. I want that blonde chick Kim from freaks and geeks to play Robin Williams and the Real Robin Williams can play The Rev. |
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I think it's cause people DOUBT she really has the FIRE...
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Then again, maybe it's cause she's Nanu-Nanu-School... |
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Then again, maybe it's cause she's Nanu-Nanu-School... |
Good reference. |
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Where did the Robin Williams thing come from? |
I heard the story of why her name was changed to Robin William Saturday night. The Rev said “I don't know". |
your answer was that you were going to beat someone up. |
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That solves all problems when you've been drinking all day in the sun. |
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noones from boston. Except mexican alex and booley. |
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Sorry. I'm not racist against closets. |
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