Christina,

You have finished the task which Hessian jailbait had set forth to accomplish. I am free from my master's abuse, and I have you to thank for this. Your truly impeccable boobies have caused a change of heart in the man I work for, and he has decided to stop hurting me, and our relationship. No longer will I be pummeled mercilessly by his strange visitors from lands unknown - Now, I can begin life anew. I hope to one day write of my journey, and the hope that chicks with big hooters can bring us all.

Thank you so very, very much.

- An actual butthole

Spectacular punching bags.

Dream weaver.....

I think they look gross...

REV H8's B00BIES

seriously, i know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and taste is subjective and all that, and im sure theres plenty of chicks im into that most of y'all would think were too big and whatnot, but i cant wrap my mind around how ANYONE could deny that c. hendricks is a total WOULD. c'mon rev, would you seriously kick that broad out of bed?

WOULD

...after feeding her blueberry pie until her dress ripped off.

I would have to see her nude, but she looks like if you take off the structural clothing that envelopes her, she would turn into a puddle of doughy crap. There is a reason she keeps her titties 100% up in the air, cause they look gross hanging low and parted in the middle.

huge tits that defy gravity are a reality in certain cases (and when i find one of these cases i tend to hang on for dear life) hers look like they'd hold up nicely... what i always found unfortunate was chicks with c- cups who had major sag...its all like, "god hates you"...

also; tits aside, shes got a complexion like a porcelain doll, rockin '60s hips, and she seems like a total bitch too which i think is totally hot.

ITT: A special kind of hell.

She's young enough where those things would still be fairly spectacular when unleashed. A resounding WOULD.

Shape 9/10
Nipple 10/10
Firmness 8/10
Overall 9.5/10

Dated someone much younger with a similar situation going on... Minus clothing it was not good.

But I'm a dude so I still would

I wish she'd sit on my face and suffocate me with that large round ass of her's

i don't understand the attraction to pale skin. she looks sickly.

still would, i just don't understand it.

Here's a nice tanned one for you.

Haha I love how that's become a thing on RTTP because of all the times one of us doesn't find a celeb attractive but need to say "still would" or we get called out on it.

Semi-related: Kirsten Dunst's tits in melancholia. Good stuff.

I find her rather gross.

She's only 37, but looks like a 55 year old woman trying to look 37.

Not to mention I'm a fan of small breasted women.

"Titties ain't nothin' but sacks of fat, BITCH!"

HOW CONVENIENT.

yowza....sorry.

its cool..my thing is girls that pretend to be models and dont wear pants. THATS MY THING.

thats like...what i'm into, bro

she wears this thing from Victorias Secret...for real. but obviously in BLACK #1

Black black black black numbah won...

My girlfriend and I were watching this in an airport during an extended delay, and we were both shocked at how good she looks unclothed (considering how her face turns me completely off). Would, if I didn't have to be up close to her teeth at any point.

Haha hit the nail on the head, man.

so take your two fat sacks of shit and get the fuck on.

Has this chick ever done anything other than Firefly and Mad Men?

Okay, I know LETMEGOOGLETHATFORYOU, but I mean like - has she been in anything else worth watching?

FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her teeth?

If you're that picky about a celebrities crooked incisors, I can't imagine how disappointed you must be by all the girls you actually sleep with and their much larger list of flaws.

It's not even like she has bad teeth...

A HOLE IS A HOLE

You're saying you'd fuck a dude in the ass.