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returntothepit >> discuss >> the real enemy of metal by the_reverend on Jul 21,2003 11:22pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 21,2003 11:22pm
Someone missed the real persons we should all be against.



toggletoggle post by BingChlorine at Jul 21,2003 11:24pm
Either that or the Nemesis from Resident Evil 3.

STARssssssssss



toggletoggle post by joostin at Jul 21,2003 11:29pm
European style metal VS. American Grind Influenced
=
NO FUCKING GOOD


now harcore vs. metal i could understand but WE ALL LIKE SIMILAR BANDS(Ascen/STE/Ravage/TYAG/BOE/Dys)!

did people SEARCH for a reason for bands of a similar genre to hate each other? and did CLOTHES have to be it?!



toggletoggle post by xPaulBLAHBLAHx   at Jul 21,2003 11:43pm
Ask joenotcommon



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 22,2003 1:38am
the only "enemy" of metal is the metal kids themselves.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jul 22,2003 1:46am
how about any scene's worst enemy is the scene's abundance of close-minded faggotry. metal kids have to only listen to metal while most hardcore kids have to listen to hardcore and rappers listens to rap and so on and so forth. by not being diverse they set themselves up for being weak minded and subject to countless jokes and pranks. as the great great GREAT Major Kusanagi from the amazing anime Ghost in the Shell once said "over specialize and you breed in weakness... it's slow death". i rest my fucking case .



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Jul 22,2003 1:48am
good charlotte rules



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jul 22,2003 4:53am
Not enough group hugs. Everyone look out for the First Annual Group Hug Fest coming next year. We're going to make everyone do one of those "We Are the World" shits about underground togetherness haha.



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at Jul 22,2003 10:23am
if you are talking about me spauldino, then save it
the stuff you people pretend is hardcore and grind isnt either

and i dont like most european metal, so shut your mouth

musically Dysentery was good, but too bad they had to be assholes on this board to save face with their 'hardcore' chums

and i still plan on fighting Paul



toggletoggle post by DeathMetalPriestess   at Jul 22,2003 10:34am
I'd just like to state that I have no enemies in Metal, Metal kids love each other, I have a great time at all my metal shows, I've yet to be in a fight with any real metal kids. You guys seem to think were in the same scene, were not.




toggletoggle post by hahahaiku at Jul 22,2003 10:49am
"metal kids have to only listen to metal while most hardcore kids have to listen to hardcore"

Ok, who's the fucking idiot drew a line between hardcore and metal?
Where was I when someone arbitrarily decided that "this is hardcore and this is metal"? And to think, all this time I held the belief that if it was heavy, it was metal. I'm just glad to see that rap is dying and metal is taking America back. Cradle Of Filth playing Ozzfest is a sign of the second coming of metal.



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at Jul 22,2003 10:54am
actually hardcore and metal are distinctive styles of music

hardcore is fast, angry punk




toggletoggle post by DeathMetalPriestess   at Jul 22,2003 10:57am
Hardcore and Metal are two totally different things. Yes, they are both "heavy music" but thats it.

And Cradle of Filth sucks.



toggletoggle post by hahahaiku at Jul 22,2003 11:43am
If you think Cradle Of Filth sucks then go join some abercrombie and fitch fucking teen wanna-be discussion board.

"Hardcore is angry"
?!? What, metal isn't? You don't get out much do you.



toggletoggle post by DeathMetalPriestess   at Jul 22,2003 11:46am
Cradle of Filth sucks and so do you. Listen to real black metal instead of chubby filth and his sub-par band.



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at Jul 22,2003 11:48am
OOH!
im actually glad Cradle of Filth is on ozzfest, they need something to offset killswitch engage.
not a huge fan of them myself, but they are decent and i know that them getting huge will trickle down the metal ladder



toggletoggle post by hahahaiku at Jul 22,2003 11:59am
"but they are decent and i know that them getting huge will trickle down the metal ladder"

EXACTLY!! Cradle Of Filth will pave the way for black metal here in the US as it is in Europe. I'm tired of no one even hearing of it. Soon it will be on the radio during hours people actually listen.

And to you, deathmetal p, unlike a huge chunk of what is called balck metal is boring as fuck. You're just pissed because COF can write songs about more than one topic. Like your name, how many deathmetal bands re-wrote the same fucking song 9 times and call it an album. Repetitive bullshit. Here is the sum of every death metal song ever written.

"I'm killing this little kid, I'm cutting him up, now I'm fucking his head while in a coffin. (growl)"



toggletoggle post by DeathMetalPriestess   at Jul 22,2003 12:05pm
Listen little boy, I know more about metal than you could ever hope too. I liked COF before they started to rehash the same shit over and over and over again. They should have hung themselves after Cruelty, and certainly before that tubby bitch made Cradle of Fear. That was the biggest display of homoeroticism I have ever seen. Writing about Elizabeth Bathory...wow, now thats some originality!! Surely no one has written about Carpathian Lore before!

So go polish Dani Filths knob at the ozzfest with all the fat 14 year old girls. I'll keep my 60 dollars and go see some real bands, instead of washed-up commercial douchebags that cant hold onto a member for more than 10 minutes.



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Jul 22,2003 12:07pm
wow, DeathMetalPriestess manages to get in another thread fight with yet another person. maybe you'll realize the common factor in each of about 4 threads filled with arguments is...you



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 22,2003 12:08pm
Dani and the Filths won't pave the way for anything but a shopping spree at Hot Topic or whatever poser Goths R' Us store you can find.

Black metal is Emperor. period. Black metal is supposed to be about satan and vikings and storming castles, and grim and frost bitten northern forests. What the fuck does America have to do with any of that? Every time I see some douche bag band from Kentucky, or New Hampshire, or Utah prancing around in corpse paint waving swords around and talking about "true metal" I've just got to stop and laugh at what complete knobs they are.

"Sundays here the time has come to put away the leather coat
by 10 oclock i'll be in bed dreaming of my evil deeds
when day breaks the morning light
wakes me from my deepest dreams
to be the slave who works all day sweeping up at burger king

EVIL, HELL , SATAN, GOAT, CHEESE, PICKLES, ONIONS ON A SESAME SEED BUN"



toggletoggle post by DeathMetalPriestess   at Jul 22,2003 12:14pm
Jesus, am I really bothering you that much? Try not reading my posts and quit your crying.

xmikex- You forgot to spell it: tr00, haha

Cradle of Filth isnt kvlt, they're not grim, the record in a studio!! Thats not black metal. Black metal required rigging up a rotting tree stump to badly record your band. Pff, shows what you know haiku.



toggletoggle post by joostin at Jul 22,2003 12:21pm
"EVIL, HELL , SATAN, GOAT, CHEESE, PICKLES, ONIONS ON A SESAME SEED BUN"

glorious



toggletoggle post by hahahaiku at Jul 22,2003 1:12pm
"I know more about metal than you could ever hope too."

Awww, Did I make the little girl mad? There, There. I'm sorry

If you know more about metal than me then let me give you a quiz.

Which band's frontman uses a staple gun on himself before taking the stage?

For what Zine does Joe Rood Edit and own? (Extra credit if you know where he is now)

When is Mortician touring Europe?

And what band from relapse records is playing in Portland next month?
If you know so much about metal then these questions should be like reciting the alphabet.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 22,2003 1:13pm
<<Cradle of Filth isnt kvlt, they're not grim, the record in a studio!! Thats not black metal. Black metal required rigging up a rotting tree stump to badly record your band. Pff, shows what you know haiku. >>

HAHAHA it's all about rigging up a 4 track and tin cans in your moms basement and calling it NecroDeath Studios.



toggletoggle post by hahahaiku at Jul 22,2003 1:15pm
Tick Tock.

Time's almost up.



toggletoggle post by hahahaiku at Jul 22,2003 1:16pm
DING!!

Time's up.

You're an idiot.

Please play again sometime. and here's your booby prize




toggletoggle post by joostin at Jul 22,2003 1:21pm
congradulations, you've just won the lame award, doodguy.



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Jul 22,2003 1:22pm
penis labangle



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jul 22,2003 1:53pm
i never said anything bad about Joe ever... im just making sure everyone on this board realizes because for some reason Joe thought i was or something. three members of dysentery post at this board... one of which doesnt even really post and the other two are myself and jake... im pretty sure the answer is prevelant



toggletoggle post by Dick Cheeze a-la-king at Jul 22,2003 1:53pm
"Listen little boy, I know more about metal than you could ever hope too."

Typical reaction of someone who is afraid others will discover they're a poser.

You smell that? (sniff) (sniff)

I smell fear.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jul 22,2003 1:57pm
i think its the remnants of that meatball and cheese sub i had earlier



toggletoggle post by joostin at Jul 22,2003 2:05pm
Liter, is french for give me some FUCKING cola!



toggletoggle post by Arsenio Hall at May 14,2012 1:37am
woof



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