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New site? Maybe some day. 
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I think it is general but calling someone an asshole is low, haha! You are, in essence, being compared to the unholiest of holes. Shoot! |
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My mom told me that "CUNT" is the worst thing you can say. |
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I think the word "cunt" is poetic and appropriate. |
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YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL! |
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You look like a bag of smashed assholes. |
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Lamp said:
Are we talking about Decripit Birth again?
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One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off. |
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xmikex said: One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off. |
HAHAHAHA!!!! THAT IS AWESOME!! You made me spit my beer, you're dead!
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that is awesome. no pity for clueless fat broads. |
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a fat-kidneyed, shrillgorged rampallion of a clotpole. that'll get some britches all bunched up.
that fat broad/flat tire story reminds me of a time that my cousin pat from texas came up here a few years ago; we had been to the ocean state job lot earlier, and he got a few bottles of squirt bbq, teryaki and other sauces. we were going to drop a friend off in holbrook, and on the way we saw a few wiggers/fat girls outside of a car on 139 with their flashers on. pat told me to pull up to them, so i did. as we approached he said in his thick texas twang, "hey, y'all need some help er sumpthin?" they said "oh, thank god someone stopped, we..." pat then cut them off by yelling "WELL I HOPE YA LIKE BARBEECUE SAUCE!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!" and squirted an abundant plethora of sauces all over them. they were pissed, and we were crying with laughter. |
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I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person. |
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RichHorror said: | I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person. |
I am a terrible person, maybe we are related. BTW, I am still interested in that print Mark. I spaced it.
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RichHorror said: | I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person. |
well lucky for you, i just found out that you're my very, very, very distant cousin. welcome to my merry crew of terrible persons |
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I don't want to live in a world where I have disgusting guinea blood coarsing through my veins. |
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CaptainCleanoff said: RichHorror said:| I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person. |
I am a terrible person, maybe we are related. BTW, I am still interested in that print Mark. I spaced it.
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awesome; unfortunately, i haven't found one print shop yet that will print it because it's just too sexy for them. |
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You know what is worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
getting raped. |
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MarkFuckingRichards said: CaptainCleanoff said:RichHorror said:| I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person. |
I am a terrible person, maybe we are related. BTW, I am still interested in that print Mark. I spaced it.
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awesome; unfortunately, i haven't found one print shop yet that will print it because it's just too sexy for them. |
FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK. Well, http://www.contagiousgraphics.com does posters and such, check em out. couldn't hurt. 
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RichHorror said: | I don't want to live in a world where I have disgusting guinea blood coarsing through my veins. |
you mean marinara sauce? marinara sauce is delicious, i don't know what the hell you're thinking.
maybe you can come from the irish side. then your blood will just be beer-embalmed hatred. |
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Mark? what size is it? is it a computer file?
I can find a place/ |
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i'll check contagious, but most likely i'd have to buy them in bulk. if you can find 100 people that want that poster, i'll get em printed, haha |
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the_reverend said: Mark? what size is it? is it a computer file?
I can find a place/ |
it is a computer file, and we were hoping to get it printed something like 10x10, or something of that nature; it's a square image. and just so you know, it's this image:
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xmikex said: One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off. |
Hahahahah, best story ever.
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That fucking rhino is hott! |
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That is the truest representation of a vagina that I've ever seen. |
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ConquerTheBaphomet said: xmikex said:One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off. |
Hahahahah, best story ever.
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i used to know a girl whose mother looked like john goodman.
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xmikex said: One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off. |
haha.. thats hilarious |
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RichHorror said: | That is the truest representation of a vagina that I've ever seen. |
What? Complicated?
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fucking cuntface the dolphin polisher or the super dective dick facey |
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dreadkill said: ConquerTheBaphomet said:xmikex said:One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off. |
Hahahahah, best story ever.
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i used to know a girl whose mother looked like john goodman.
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I once met a girl whose face was shaped like a shoe. |
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that was one busted bitch |
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Just cause none of them are fucking YOU doesn't mean you have to be bitter. |
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CaptainCleanoff said: RichHorror said:| That is the truest representation of a vagina that I've ever seen. |
What? Complicated?
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No, a toilet. |
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Yeah, good one, but wrong again. |
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MarkFuckingRichards said: | i'll check contagious, but most likely i'd have to buy them in bulk. if you can find 100 people that want that poster, i'll get em printed, haha |
I can make you 100 posters for $100 postpaid, you have my posters, you know the thick quality.
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You could mess with the size and make it 11 x 17. |
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MarkFuckingRichards said: RichHorror said:| I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person. |
well lucky for you, i just found out that you're my very, very, very distant cousin. welcome to my merry crew of terrible persons |
i'm related to joe notcommon |
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when i went to see Saw3 there's a scene where somebody gets called a "fucking cunt" and a general scoff rang out among the entire audience as if the movie cut to a bukake scene. i just wanted to slap all these rich high and mighty people and tell them to go see a fucking disney movie if you're going to scoff at the word cunt. |
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i love scoffing at things, but i'd never scoff at the word cunt |
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AUTOPSY_666 said: MarkFuckingRichards said:| i'll check contagious, but most likely i'd have to buy them in bulk. if you can find 100 people that want that poster, i'll get em printed, haha |
I can make you 100 posters for $100 postpaid, you have my posters, you know the thick quality.
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that's definitely a good deal, but i don't know if 100 people are going to want a naked rhino-slut with a toilet-gina spewing out prophylactics, sex toys, and assorted genitalia. i mean, anyone would be a fool that DOESN'T want that, but people just aren't what they used to be these days. |
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I'ma have to go with emo on this. well, emo or "forward thinking freedom fighter". |
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cunt scoffer is the worst thing anyone could be called |
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I don't think any one word or saying can hold the title of worst thing you could say to someone.
Its all about context.
Example; Jimmy is visiting his Dad in upstate New York. Jimmy is from a broken home. Dad prepairs peanutbutter and banana sandwichs for dinner.
Jimmy says,"Mommy always cooks a four course meal."
Dad replies,"well this ain't no resturaunt kid and I ain't your twat mother, so eat it or fucking starve."
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the_reverend said:
we have a winner |
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wait, no we don't. i thought it said pooplefrigglet, not poopiefrigglet. pooplefrigglet would've been better. knowing the reverend, he meant pooplefrigglet but spelled it wrong. |
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Troll said:
I move to advance your insult by using the variation nig' nog i als like usin the irish version... "fuckin' nahgar"
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you guys can't think of anything better than this? Damn, Pam has called me worse on RTTP. haha |
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how abut cock sucking cunt head! |
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DOUCHEBAGTAMPONDIARRHEAFETALFUNTIME |
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Anti-Racism said:
That's the best! lol
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y_ddraig_goch said: Troll said:
I move to advance your insult by using the variation "nig' nog" |
Holy shit. Have we met before?
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WOrst thing you can say to a guy: Your gf is FAT!!
Worst thing you can say to a girl: Are you pregnant?
Worst thing you can say to people: Your gf and fat and ugly!!
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anonymous said: WOrst thing you can say to a guy: Your gf is FAT!!
Worst thing you can say to a girl: Are you pregnant?
Worst thing you can say to people: Your gf and fat and ugly!!
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I bet your gf and fat and ugly.
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blackmetallady said: | you guys can't think of anything better than this? Damn, Pam has called me worse on RTTP. haha |
You're the muse of insults, snatchmaggot. |
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The one on the left looks like my ex-roommate. |
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the one on the right looks like the sun...ow my eyes!!! |
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MarkFuckingRichards said: AUTOPSY_666 said:MarkFuckingRichards said:| i'll check contagious, but most likely i'd have to buy them in bulk. if you can find 100 people that want that poster, i'll get em printed, haha |
I can make you 100 posters for $100 postpaid, you have my posters, you know the thick quality.
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that's definitely a good deal, but i don't know if 100 people are going to want a naked rhino-slut with a toilet-gina spewing out prophylactics, sex toys, and assorted genitalia. i mean, anyone would be a fool that DOESN'T want that, but people just aren't what they used to be these days. |
I was hoping to buy a bunch and give them as presents this holiday season.
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Granny_Monster said: MarkFuckingRichards said:AUTOPSY_666 said:MarkFuckingRichards said:| i'll check contagious, but most likely i'd have to buy them in bulk. if you can find 100 people that want that poster, i'll get em printed, haha |
I can make you 100 posters for $100 postpaid, you have my posters, you know the thick quality.
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that's definitely a good deal, but i don't know if 100 people are going to want a naked rhino-slut with a toilet-gina spewing out prophylactics, sex toys, and assorted genitalia. i mean, anyone would be a fool that DOESN'T want that, but people just aren't what they used to be these days. |
I was hoping to buy a bunch and give them as presents this holiday season.
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how many should i put you down for? haha
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pam said: | The one on the left looks like my ex-roommate. |
The one on the right is you. |
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snatchmaggot said: pam said:| The one on the left looks like my ex-roommate. |
The one on the right is you. |
[sarcasm] wow, what a burn [/sarcasm] |
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HAHA. No shit. Making fun of Leigh is starting to make me feel guilty...like I'm making fun of retards or fishing with dynamite. |
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It would suck to get called Shamu |
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paganmegan said: | It would suck to get called Shamu |
Boy, it sure would. |
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It would suck if you knew how many people read this board and think you're an idiot. |
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what about being called puh-gahn muh-gahn? |
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dreadkill said: | what about being called puh-gahn muh-gahn? |
I have come to accept it.  |
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snatchmaggot said: | It would suck if you knew how many people read this board and think you're an idiot. |
I love you. |
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paganmegan said: dreadkill said:| what about being called puh-gahn muh-gahn? |
I have come to accept it. |
over time, you will grow to love it. it is the best name ever bestowed on anyone or anything and everything else. |
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snatchmaggot said: | It would suck if you knew how many people read this board and think you're an idiot. |
Yeah...I don't care. That doesn't make you any less of a jizz-slurping skank. |
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dwyer and pam are best friends in real life. they just hate each other on the internet. |
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pam said: blackmetallady said:| you guys can't think of anything better than this? Damn, Pam has called me worse on RTTP. haha |
You're the muse of insults, snatchmaggot. |
"Snatchmaggot" Hahahahaaa! I think we have a winner!
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paganmegan said: dreadkill said:| what about being called puh-gahn muh-gahn? |
I have come to accept it. |
Its ok Megan... Some people think Troll is my nickname, but my parents were New Age. So it was either Troll or Sky Lilly.
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snatchmaggot said: pam said:| The one on the left looks like my ex-roommate. |
The one on the right is you. |
If I don't sign in to RTTP, it's not me. It's interesting to see how people would take the time to make pretend they're me. If I have something to say then I'll sign in. |
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that wasn't me who made fun of Pam in the picture above. I don't know who snatchmaggot is. |
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dreadkill said: paganmegan said:dreadkill said:| what about being called puh-gahn muh-gahn? |
I have come to accept it. |
over time, you will grow to love it. it is the best name ever bestowed on anyone or anything and everything else. |
No, the best name ever is Metal Horatio. |
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Troll said: paganmegan said:dreadkill said:| what about being called puh-gahn muh-gahn? |
I have come to accept it. |
Its ok Megan... Some people think Troll is my nickname, but my parents were New Age. So it was either Troll or Sky Lilly.
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Seeing someone named Sky Lilly maintaining your style of life would be comic glory  |
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MySpace deleted that picture of me. Spoil sports. |
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the_reverend said:
no one calls me a fizzle and get's away with it.
well, except for that one guy that called me a fizzle and then ran away.
come to think of it, that's the only person who called me a fizzle. |
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i agree. well played, reverend. |
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Honestly, I think calling someone a jerk is pretty bad. Not because of the level of hatred in the word, but because since everyone is so used to calling someone vulgar terms, the fact that you would use jerk means that you actually had to think about what to call a person because you hate them so much.
I need more sleep. |
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an Anomalous fan...or a juggalo |
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PatMeebles said: Honestly, I think calling someone a jerk is pretty bad. Not because of the level of hatred in the word, but because since everyone is so used to calling someone vulgar terms, the fact that you would use jerk means that you actually had to think about what to call a person because you hate them so much.
I need more sleep. |
no you're right. like if someone does something really stupid and you were to say "man you really are stupid" in a condescending manner, it would be much more insulting than swearing up a storm and calling them every name in the book. |
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cumdumpster is always nice to use, too |
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Fat Cunt always works nicely. |
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powerkok said: | Fat Cunt always works nicely. |
Pam's nickname. |
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AUTOPSY_666 said: powerkok said:| Fat Cunt always works nicely. |
Pam's nickname. |
Keep it up, Sally. |
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pam said: | MySpace deleted that picture of me. Spoil sports. |
that Tom guy some kinda fuckin' Mormon?
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worst insult ever:
Star Jones' toilet. |
 
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