I was I nyc shooting some biking event, but some one was shoot me.i had delivered a bag of goodes to a mob girl as a favor. it was $15 short so the mub put a hit out on me.

back at the hotel, I did see one of the games get out. they came running down in giant mech outfits.

carina and I took off for home, but when another group (of photohraphers) saw who I was, they tried to shoot me.

It's all the vegetarian food you eat...Gives you nightmares

the worst thing is the people that found me to shoot me while stopping to pee were searching me out with canon cameras.

water tastes so fucking good right now

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmellow. And when I woke up....

Joe Christianni was still gay.

I had one recently where my bro and I were in the mob and Pierce Brosnan was the boss and we would light the ends of fishing poles on fire and torch up cars, houses, and the entire city. Then Pierce Brosnan went crazy and tried to kill Pete so I shot him in the face 6 times.

last week i was going to post this dream i had actually...

i just got hired as a lawyer and i was with the people i was trying to help (a woman and her daughter) driving in a car and then they pulled over. the women opened up the trunk and a dead dude was in there. i immediately said "we have to do something about now don't we". that's when i helped them "get rid" of the body.

I dreamed I stumbled out of bed during the night to go use the bathroom and when I opened the lid on the toilet I looked down and there was a bone in ham like the kind they fix for christmas dinner.

I used to write my dreams down in detail when I remembered them, and I saved a few online. One was pretty out there and ridiculous, I'll try to find it.

There was this guy who looked just like Emeril Legassi but a lot taller and apparently he was retarded, and we were standing in front of a projected-on-a-white-wall tv.
A commercial came on for a new Jonny Knoxville movie called Retards.
I said "Hey, a movie called Retards" and he looked really sad.
Then he heard a noise from upstairs so we went to investigate, at which point another man that looked like an average height and not retarded Emeril and a little girl in her pjs with a teddy bear started walking up the stairs, everyone had a gun or machete (except the girl, I had a machete).
She walked through an infrared beam, unbeknownst to anyone else, Im not sure it was important
Anyways,
we ended up going into this room upstairs becasue it had a lock on the door from the inside, and the two Emeril Legassis pulled out these flat panel monitors that apparently connected to the internet but there was no mouse, keyboard, etc. They looked like the were half of a laptop. Anyways, retarded Emeril gave his to the other and he started looking at both
Soon they each became attatched to his hands and emitted a very strong but mellow gray light, like it wouldnt be uncomfortable to have them shined in your eyes but you could see the light across the room.
At that point, random "enemies" starting coming through the door every few minutes and grabbinng onto the back of retarded Emeril, it was my job to kill them.
I usually chopped an arm off first and then found difficulty in decapitation so I started just stabbing them through the back into their hearts and jiggling it around.
That seemed to work well so I stuck with it for like 10 guys, most of them were morbidly obese guys in full clown attire wich is why beheading them was so hard (lots of head/neck fat, but not much neck). There was mad blood squirting but no blood got on any of us. I was also completely fearless, I don't remember any of these clown guys being armed.
The Emerils were talking politics or something that i didnt care about the whole time but i could tell retarded Emeril didnt really get it but acted like he did. It was sort of like a George and Lennie deal, but regular Emeril seemed totally cool and not mean.
That's when i woke up.

Nicotine patches are the only things that ever gave me strange nightmares that i could remember the next day.

the_reverend said:

there's supposed to be a picture there, but i'm not seeing a picture OR a red box.

the_reverend said:

you probably didn't ask the hell's angels if you could shoot their bikes.

I usually love dreaming...it's the only time I actually get to see my dad... sometimes I realize that I'm dreaming and so I ask him questions and he gives me advice and stuff and other times they are just random and I wake up happy that I saw him. It's funny bcz when he was still alive we used to talk abt our dreams a lot. We used to both lucid dream.

sacreligion said:

lately ive been dreaming but ive known it, so i just find the hottest girl and make her suck my dick.

my subconcious and i are on the same level, its great.

Yeah lucid dreaming is awesome...at one point I was doing it all the time..controlling everything. Before going to bed I would think the same thoughts and then fall asleep and the thopughts became my dream.