"Dogfight is back... ...and ready to fuck faces. So all you pathetic, no talent, cock hungry ass munchers bear witness to the return of Boston's Greatest Band. We will leave cum dribbling out your gaping mouths like Terry Schivo in a maximum security prison. My signature cunt rumbling tone will reverberate through your soul while leaving your girlfriends pussy wet with anticipation....the anticipation of my meat missile when I bury it through her forface. Mike Q. Mike B. Danny D. Eric O. L....quite simply put LEGENDS. Your pathetic scene has sagged lower than Dan from Letdowns hairy man tits. In our absence, many cunts have remained, how do we say, dignified? Grape jelly. Fruit roll ups. A black girl with no legs. We will fuck you all. Try to add a lake full carp and recieve a stern pheasants warning. So chain up yout girlfriends, break out the cocaine the party is about to begin. Our first show : "

It's time for me to go hang myself. Biggest bags of suck in the world. Douchebags.

never heard of them

what a bunch of wanks

awful

dogfight is one of boston's most intensely horrible faggot bands of all time. they used to practice in our old building. i hope they realize the waaf kids have moved on to other music and stay broken up.

Man. I hope these guys fuck a bear trap.

A bear trap is to easy. They need to fuck an Iron Maiden!

RUN TO THE HILLSSSSSSSS!!. RUN FOR YOUR LIFFFEEE!!!!

what's a pheasant's warning? do they mean peasant's? and what's this about the carp?

DomesticTerror said:

This would make a good

"Internet, serious business" picture.

a lake full [of] carp:

did castledoomerown write their press release?

it actually looks more like one of your acid-riddled posts.

GodlessRobnli said:

If you can't tell that is a fake just from the part you quoted, you're retarded. And even then, reading a half inch further would probably have given it away to you:

"Our First Show:
Oct 15
Milly's Tarvern
Manchester NH

DOGFIGHT
Till WE DIE
PROSPECT HILL
AIMEE B's "Fat Soccer Mom Ass Museum"
PISS CULTURE
THE NIGGERS

Be there!!!"

First of all Pete I thought you and I were cool, so I don't see any need in the retard comment.

Second, if it is a joke it's a bad one.

Third, I have no idea about the other bands, I have no idea about the craptacular Boston emo/nu metal/rapcore/douche scene. So if they are fake bands, or are not together I really won't know.

Fourth, once in awhile I stop by the "other" board to see if my friends suck and analcanal are around so I can fuck with them when I am bored. To my dismay I see the whole dickfight is back thread, and you know something, it sounds like that cocktard to say something like that.

Fifth, all this thread was supposed to do was vent my displeasure with the fact that there might be the most remote chance the kings of the suck metal, cockrock scene might play again.

These guys should get up on the Eastcide reunion.

GodlessRob said:


haha. We ARE cool, man. But, you ever known me to be one to mince words?